This song is a HUGE homage to the early sounds of Ninja Sex Party, with a little bit of TWRP thrown in for good measure. While it’s mostly synth and sample based, there’s a groovy guitar solo in the middle, which I actually recorded on my very first guitar! It’s a knockoff Dimebag Darrell by Dean guitars, for you guitar heads out there.

Wake up before your alarm starts a-ringing
The birds are barely singing
There’s no sun in the sky
Rolling over trying to sleep a little longer
The urge is getting stronger
To open your eyes

When you don’t feel like working out
I’m here to help you see
The lighter side of staying fit so
Forget the oldies, you’ll be sweating to me

I can help you feel the burn and lose a couple pounds
Bring sweat to your forehead every time you hear my sound
Give you extra confidence and as you sing along
Beneath your breath and heaving chest
I keep you going strong
I am your Gym Song

Grab a couple weights and then pump those puny shoulders
Before your set is over
You’ll be ready to quit
The gym rats taking selfies and posing in the mirror
Will laugh, and then you’ll hear
“Hey bro, do you even lift?”

When you don’t feel like working out
I’m here to help you see
The lighter side of staying fit so
Forget the oldies, you’ll be sweating to me

I can help you feel the burn and lose a couple pounds
Bring sweat to your forehead every time you hear my sound
Give you extra confidence and as you sing along
Beneath your breath and heaving chest
I keep you going strong
I am your Gym Song

It’s getting hard to breathe
You feel it in your knees
And wonder why you’re here
When you’d rather just sleep in
But start me up again
And get a second wind
When the bridge is almost over
And the guitar solo starts to kick in

Finish with the treadmill at three miles an hour
And then you hit the showers
‘Cause you’re starting to reek
Step up on the scale and look down in frustration
You’ve gained ten pounds of weight
In just the span of a week

But if you feel like giving up
To gorge on Krispy Kreme
I’ll slap those donuts from your hand and
Have you up tomorrow at five fifteen

I can help you feel the burn and lose a couple pounds
Bring sweat to your forehead every time you hear my sound
Give you extra confidence and as you sing along
Beneath your breath and heaving chest
I keep you going strong
I am your Gym Song